Hair Pee Dad's Day

Once again, i commiserate that illiterate fucker.
How sad do you think it is when you are reminded
that you are not be fit enough for a Fathers' Day.
Nobody will ever be there to celebrate that special day for him.
Awwww.... pitiful little unwanted and useless fish.
I sincerely pray for his puny brains to be functioning.
When dad moves out, i shall make it a point to wish him happy father's day every year on behalf of.... (whoever he wishes his kid may be)

Moving on to the less sorrowful issues,
Dad was shocked at what i gave him and said i shouldn't have.
But i know it will come in handy in no time.
He accompanied me to all the pet shops.
And seeing some lovely syrian hamsters tempts me to bring one home.
heeeeeeee.......

Shrek met Jon today and was absolutely interested after finding out he was a Rafflesian.
Couldn't stop talking and Mum had to remind him that we were rushing off.
Dad too was pleased to see Jon again.
Shrek and Mum adore Jon and she called me to ask when he was going Cornell.
She encouraged me to find my niche in US so i could go with Jon.
Wait till she finds out how much it'll cost.
I've never seen Mum so supportive before when she said that Jon was the only one i chose correctly.
Looks like everything's going on wihtout a hitch.